Chunz's Recipes (I)

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Chunz in Office Wear

This is what I look like when I become the CEO of your father's company ah. Don't pray pray.


Okay fine, when I graduate with a BA in economics and work in a bank, maybe this is what I will look like.

Will oil and food prices continue to rise? Will interest rates continue to go up?

Only Chunz has the answer.

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You put clothes into the bag!

You know those kind of vaccuum-sealed bags you see on the Shopping Channel or those paid advertisements on TV? I had a few and decided to stuff some of my clothes in and see how convincing those advertisments are.

But when I opened the packaging and looked at instructions behind, I nearly laughed myself off the chair bed... 


Yes yes, that makes sense. I wouldn't want to put anything that DOESN'T fit into the bag, do I? Well, without cutting any holes, that is..


Wow we learn something new every day... Today we learn that wiping something with a cloth removes dust!


Now you come in and help me. This is a two-person job all right! Now, which edge should you choose? Hmmm, left or right?


Back to my turn again. Oh no, now I have to save YOU when you "all fall out"!!! Now, can you tell me how many pieces you are in again? I need to keep count...

There's more, but I am not going to post anymore up cos they just don't make sense.

But when I tried it (yes, from putting in clothes smaller than the size of the bag to closing the fastener from "an edge") it actually works wonders! Look!

Before:

Large mountain of clothes.

After:

Mini hill of clothes.

Before using those bags, those clothes took up more than half of my bag.. Now?


Only one-third of the bag!!!

So, those paid advertisements are not lying through their teeth after all huh...

What is this??

I found this on my wall this morning.. Something was growing out from the wall!!!



By late morning it had grown to this and it migrated to the armrest of my chair..



And then by late afternoon it had grown even longer and hopped to the table!



What is this mysterious strip of thing that keeps growing and moving around??



Is it a tempura or lollipop for me to eat?



Is it a wand for me to be Harry Potter and cast a spell on you?



Or was it Santa's moustache he left behind last Christmas?



Make a guess! What is this???

*Answers revealed in the next post.*

Top Pet Peeves About Men

(Includes both in general and when you are in a relationship with hopefully just one.)

1. Playboy type
Don't go around liking every other girl in sight.. Especially when you are rejected and immediately go round looking for some other substitute.

2. Has BO / Bad breath
Come on face it, who wants to be with someone who smells bad? Bad breath included.

3. Thinks about sex every second whenever he is with you (and maybe even without you)
Porkie claims that's 50% of the male population. I think it's perhaps 80%.

4. Broken English
How can you express your thoughts and feelings to someone like that and expect gibberish in return? A relationship is about communication you know...

5. Looking at other girls when you are out with him
Girls like (and demand) attention! We do not exactly enjoy the backview of your head...

(to be continued....)

Chunz's School of Singlish (2)

How to use the phrase "top-up"

Definition: To "top-up" something means to add on to something, usually to improve the current situation.

Example 1:
When your EZ-link card (a stored value ticket for public transport) no more money, then to "top-up" the card means to add money to it, so you now have money to take the bus or MRT!

Example 2:
One has already studied and attained a diploma, and with another extra few months of studying, the diploma becomes a full Bachelor's degree. This is how you "top up" your diploma to a degree.

Example 3:
Your computer software is outdated, and is unable to run without an upgrade. It's time to "top up" your software!