Another weird conversation

(Person A) and I were talking about this guy who might be interested in her. Major 180° change in topic as we switched to talking about (Person B).

(Person A): I introduced him to (Person B) -- she's desperate for a boyfriend...
Me: How desperate is she?
(Person A): She asks me and *other friend* to introduce guys to her...
Me: Okay, I should introduce *my boyfriend*'s friends to her then..
*Person A*: Oh really? Please do!! I have introduced all my good friends to her...

I show *my boyfriend* the above conversation.

*bf*: LOLOL! My friends are study dudes, they won't be compatible.. And they are shy too, not "on the bed" type...
Me: LOL! My sentiments exactly!

ROFL. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for (Person B). FYI I have top-secret access to such information. :D

Words of Wisdom

(meaningful phrases from country songs)

Life is not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away...

I don't want a man I can live with; I want a man that I can't live without...

I believe in angels, 'cause my angels believe in me.

I wanna put you in a melody, so you'll be stuck in my head all day. If I could press play, rewind a couple million times; so let me put you in a song...

You make me smile like the sun, forget how to breathe.. Just the thought of you can drive me wild, oh you make me smile...

I'm gonna change your mind, I'm gonna make you love me...